You told us what you think is the Greatest Classic Moley Song of All Time. Below are the Top 6 choices from your submissions. Which of these Classic Tunes would you most want to hear at an Opry Moley Classics show?
(By the way, you don't really get a say. So much for democracy!)

Q. I don't know what a mole is or who Avagodrov was. I never took a chemistry class in high school, and now I regret it. The reason was, I didn't have a cool teacher to teach it. Can you tell me anything about moles?

A. NO!! Imbeciles like you should not be allowed to live. GET LOST.

About Us

Who Are We?
We are the Grand Mole Opry, of course! We specialize in moley music and its classic sound. If you have never heard of us, there must be something wrong with you!

What Is Our History?
Well, we started out on October 23, 6022, and ever since then grown to humongous proportions. Starting out as a Mole Dance on a radion show, we soon grew into a nightly production of stage moley music. We now own three auditoriums for this great type of music.

Why Are We Here?
I'm not really sure. Actually, right now, I am high on antibiotics and pain killers. Isn't modern medicine great? Speaking of, it is sort of like chemistry, right? So chemistry is cooler than cool. And, since Moles are a part of chemistry, then moles are super cool! Doesn't make sense? And Ms. Mills is a really good teacher too. So thats why. I hope I haven't answered your question.

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Thank you.

Made for Ms. Mill's Honors Chemistry class by Zach Bielak.

3/13/09